What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Is there a reason why many men give up on dating and relationships? Is the dating scene difficult for them?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Trump always acts like he was forced to be president, that he was chosen by God. Why do we put up with this? This maniac can't focus and get his mind off of being asskissed like an emperor.

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

Is it common for female doctors to examine male patients without another nurse present? Is there a difference in protocol for nurses and physician assistants?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

My girlfriend told me that she wants to move in with me. I have my own apartment and I like my peace and quiet, but I also love her. We've been together for a year now. What should I do?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service